The Husband Store
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND?
A store has opened that will offer free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
AND YOU ASK, "WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN?" LOL
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and like to cook.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....
Saturday, February 20, 2010
(STDs) and YOU
_ The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment by Borgna Brunner
For forty years between 1932 and 1972, the U.S. Public Health Service (PHS) conducted an experiment on 399 black men in the late stages of syphilis. These men, for the most part illiterate sharecroppers from one of the poorest counties in Alabama, were never told what disease they were suffering from or of its seriousness. Informed that they were being treated for “bad blood,” their doctors had no intention of curing them of syphilis at all. The data for the experiment was to be collected from autopsies of the men, and they were thus deliberately left to degenerate under the ravages of tertiary syphilis—which can include tumors, heart disease, paralysis, blindness, insanity, and death. “As I see it,” one of the doctors involved explained, “we have no further interest in these patients until they die.” Using Human Beings as Laboratory Animals The true nature of the experiment had to be kept from the subjects to ensure their cooperation. The sharecroppers' grossly disadvantaged lot in life made them easy to manipulate. Pleased at the prospect of free medical care —almost none of them had ever seen a doctor before— these unsophisticated and trusting men became the pawns in what James Jones, author of the excellent history on the subject, Bad Blood, identified as “the longest non-therapeutic experiment on human beings in medical history.” The study was meant to discover how syphilis affected blacks as opposed to whites —the theory being that whites experienced more neurological complications from syphilis, whereas blacks were more susceptible to cardiovascular damage. How this knowledge would have changed clinical treatment of syphilis is uncertain. Although the PHS touted the study as one of great scientific merit, from the outset its actual benefits were hazy. It took almost forty years before someone involved in the study took a hard and honest look at the end results, reporting that “nothing learned will prevent, find, or cure a single case of infectious syphilis or bring us closer to our basic mission of controlling venereal disease in the United States.
(ME) - What a beastly act of an inhumane society, but it nothing new for them to do to people not of there kind. They all so did it to the Native Americans with smallpox. It's like dropping an invisible bomb on our community, and we are still suffering today from the fallout, and complications of STD's . The only way to stop the transmission of these diseases is to find a cure, or stop the transmission. Every women that I know personally my (60), that had or has the disease HERPES, has died or either they had to have a historicity from complications from the disease.
Men/Women who have the disease should stop; so that it can no longer spread.
( The Sacrifice )
Things done in the DARK will come to LIGHT..
Friday, February 19, 2010
FATHER,S
FATHERS -Father ; 1.a male parent 2. God. 3. an ancestor 4. an originator, founder, or inventor 5. a Christian priest : used as a title. / from Webster's Dictionary
There is a reality that is, and a reality that could be. All things created require a head and a tail. When the father is missing from ones family ; the children are left to grow up in the reality of the world around them.
I miss my father, he became a missing in action father, and I lost him around the age of five or so. He and my mother could not get along with each other. My father served in the U.S. military and after a dispute in his home town of Tennessee, That US Military uniform he wore, didn't mean a dame thing to those race-ist men of Tennessee. had to flee for his life, and he can to Chicago,Ill. were he met my mother. All praise due to the mother's who are left to raise the children on their own. What did I learn from my father? Well, I learned that I don't like to arguments, or arguing with anybody. I learned not to smoke cigarettes, no matter how cool it looks.(KOOLS)' that was the brand , or was it (VICEROY); it could have been (CHESTERFEILD"S) ; it was a long time a go. I learned not to drink alcoholic beverage for the purpose of getting wasted. And most important, to be sure you let your first wife know, that you want to have a second wife. Not doing so will surely make your life a living hell.
My father was a strong man; to me he was a superman. I mean he could pick me up with one arm, and I could feel the strength of his muscel when I hung from his arm. I soon learned that you can't win , when you fight with your mate. I had an aunt , who lived next door to us. She was Aunt Anna, my favorite Aunt. She and her husband got into a fight . He hit her and she pick up a beer bottle and lade him out cool, and that was the last time I saw here husband.. One night I heard my folks arguing, and and fighting and dishes braking, and when the morning came; I saw my father no more.
I think that is why I was so afraid of women, in a fight , the men would use disappear. They us to say about me ; he's us shy, no I was afraid ; a women is not a thing to be messed with.
The reality that is : We live in a society were we are encouraged to lie, and we lie about everything. A society based on lies, will only produce greater lies.
You know that's so good about the 10 Commandments ; It's this; If you break one , you've broken then all. If cigarettes cause cancer, which is a bad thing, shouldn't that be illegal and unlawful for someone to sell you death. If foods cause cancer, and they do; there should be an understanding of what kinds of food to eat and how to combine them. (the forbidden). We spray are foods with pesticides to kill weeds and bugs, which equals poison food that we consume. We drive vehicles that pollute the air and we are poisoning ourselves, and the air of the planet. Any concept based on lies will not stand the test of time. The problem with America is that it's conception is laced with sinful deeds. The annihilation of the native Indians; over 60 million. African slaves ; over 100 million or more destroyed in the middle passage. Every story has a beginning and a ending. Can you envision how this story "America" will end. Only if you our the head, will this story turn to the right hand of justice. The people of truth. The people of righteousness. The people with the insight not to pollute the lakes and rivers that we have to drink from. Then turn right around and make you pay for something that should be free to the world. I gift from the Creator.
Fathers teach your children righteousness.
Pov.13:1 A wise son hearth his father's instruction ; but a scouner heareth not rebuke. He that spateth his rod hateth his son ; but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes,
Eze. 18:14 Now, lo if he beget a son, that seeth all his father's sins which he hath done, and considereth, and doeth not like,
Pov. 13:14 The Law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.
There is a reality that is, and a reality that could be. All things created require a head and a tail. When the father is missing from ones family ; the children are left to grow up in the reality of the world around them.
I miss my father, he became a missing in action father, and I lost him around the age of five or so. He and my mother could not get along with each other. My father served in the U.S. military and after a dispute in his home town of Tennessee, That US Military uniform he wore, didn't mean a dame thing to those race-ist men of Tennessee. had to flee for his life, and he can to Chicago,Ill. were he met my mother. All praise due to the mother's who are left to raise the children on their own. What did I learn from my father? Well, I learned that I don't like to arguments, or arguing with anybody. I learned not to smoke cigarettes, no matter how cool it looks.(KOOLS)' that was the brand , or was it (VICEROY); it could have been (CHESTERFEILD"S) ; it was a long time a go. I learned not to drink alcoholic beverage for the purpose of getting wasted. And most important, to be sure you let your first wife know, that you want to have a second wife. Not doing so will surely make your life a living hell.
My father was a strong man; to me he was a superman. I mean he could pick me up with one arm, and I could feel the strength of his muscel when I hung from his arm. I soon learned that you can't win , when you fight with your mate. I had an aunt , who lived next door to us. She was Aunt Anna, my favorite Aunt. She and her husband got into a fight . He hit her and she pick up a beer bottle and lade him out cool, and that was the last time I saw here husband.. One night I heard my folks arguing, and and fighting and dishes braking, and when the morning came; I saw my father no more.
I think that is why I was so afraid of women, in a fight , the men would use disappear. They us to say about me ; he's us shy, no I was afraid ; a women is not a thing to be messed with.
The reality that is : We live in a society were we are encouraged to lie, and we lie about everything. A society based on lies, will only produce greater lies.
You know that's so good about the 10 Commandments ; It's this; If you break one , you've broken then all. If cigarettes cause cancer, which is a bad thing, shouldn't that be illegal and unlawful for someone to sell you death. If foods cause cancer, and they do; there should be an understanding of what kinds of food to eat and how to combine them. (the forbidden). We spray are foods with pesticides to kill weeds and bugs, which equals poison food that we consume. We drive vehicles that pollute the air and we are poisoning ourselves, and the air of the planet. Any concept based on lies will not stand the test of time. The problem with America is that it's conception is laced with sinful deeds. The annihilation of the native Indians; over 60 million. African slaves ; over 100 million or more destroyed in the middle passage. Every story has a beginning and a ending. Can you envision how this story "America" will end. Only if you our the head, will this story turn to the right hand of justice. The people of truth. The people of righteousness. The people with the insight not to pollute the lakes and rivers that we have to drink from. Then turn right around and make you pay for something that should be free to the world. I gift from the Creator.
Fathers teach your children righteousness.
Pov.13:1 A wise son hearth his father's instruction ; but a scouner heareth not rebuke. He that spateth his rod hateth his son ; but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes,
Eze. 18:14 Now, lo if he beget a son, that seeth all his father's sins which he hath done, and considereth, and doeth not like,
Pov. 13:14 The Law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.
Monday, February 8, 2010
FRIENDSHIP by Muhammad Ali
Friendship is a priceless gift, that can not be bought nor sold, but it's value is far greater than a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless, it can nether see nor hear, and in times of trouble it is powerless to cheer. Gold has no ears to listen, no heart to understand. It can not bring you comfort or reach out a helping hand. So when you ask God for a gift, be thankful if he sends not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of real, true friends.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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