Thursday, June 10, 2010

ARE ALL MEN DOGS

ARE ALL MEN DOGS??

Posted 2:48 am

ARE ALL MEN DOGS??


I'M UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WOMEN ARE HAVING A HARD TIME CHOOSING AND KEEPING A MAN. YOUR GUARD IS UP AND YOUR HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN. FOR SOME OF YOU, YOUR INSECURITIES FORCE YOU TO FALL BACK ON TANGIBLE ITEMS, USED AS A CRUTCH, TO EXALT YOUR INDEPENDENCE AND SELF ESTEEM. BEING THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHOM I LOVE, CHERISH, AND WILL HAVE TO GIVE AWAY AT SOME POINT IN TIME *DON'T COUNT ON IT* I WILL SHARE WITH YOU WHAT I'LL BE SHARING WITH HER IN REGARDS TO MEN.

FIRST AND FOREMOST, ALL MEN ARE DOGS!!

WHAT DOG YOU CHOOSE IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU, SO PLEASE CHOOSE WISELY!

HERE ARE THE FOLLOWING LIST OF DOGS AS I SEE IT:

SHOW DOGS - MEN WHO LOOK GOOD, PERFORM TRICKS, AND APPEAR TO BE WELL DISCIPLINED. WOMEN REAP THE PLEASURE OF BEING SEEN WITH THEM AND BENEFIT FROM PRIZES AWARDED TO THEM. A SHOW DOG WHO STEMS FROM ANOTHER SHOW DOG OR "PEDIGREE" WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE SEEN AS A MEAL TICKET. I.E.MOVIE STARS, ATHLETES, ETC.

GUARD DOGS
- MEN WHO ARE MADE TO LOOK OR COME OFF AS INTIMIDATING. IN MOST CASES, THEY'RE NOT THE BEST LOOKING DOGS, BUT THEIR SIZE AND REPUTATION ARE DECIDING FACTORS IN GIVING THEM A HOME. WOMEN GENERALLY CHOOSE THESE DOGS FIRST FOR SECURITY ISSUES AND LATER GROW TO LOVE THEM. I.E THUGS

STRAY DOGS - MEN WHO HAVE NO PLACE TO GO. THEY LOOK HARMLESS, HOPELESS AND CUTE. IN MOST CASES, THESE DOGS HAD A GOOD HOME BUT FELT THE URGE TO VENTURE ELSEWHERE. YET, IN SOME CASES, THESE DOGS ARE NEGLECTED. IN EITHER CASE, YOU CAN'T BE QUITE SURE WHAT YOUR GETTING YOURSELF INTO WHEN ACCEPTING THESE DOGS. YOU MIGHT BE DEALING WITH RABIES OR TRAUMATIZATION THAT CAN CAUSE A PROBLEM LATER. WHO KNOWS? THEY MIGHT BE ON THE RUN FROM THE DOG CATCHER. I.E THUGS/PLAYERS/HUSTLERS

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

FAMILY DOGS
- MEN THAT YOU CAN TRUST TO SAFEGUARD YOU, YOUR KIDS AND YOUR HOME. THESE MEN ARE GENTLE AND DEFENSIVE. THEY DON'T NEED TO BE KEPT ON A LEASH AND ONLY ATTACK WHEN WARRANTED. FOR THE WOMEN WHO LIKE TO BE TREATED AS QUEENS, THESE DOGS ARE THE BEST THING GOING. NOT ONLY WILL THEY BRING YOUR PAPER AND SLIPPERS, YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH THEM WITHOUT FEAR OF FLEAS OR DISEASE. THEY COMPLIMENT THE HOUSE, THAT YOU'VE TURNED INTO A HOME, AND ONLY REQUIRE TO BE FED AND PLAYED WITH FROM TIME TO TIME :-) HIS TONGUE MIGHT HANG AND HIS TAIL MIGHT WAG, BUT HE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.


UNFORTUNATELY, WOMEN CHOOSE THEIR MEN BY WHAT'S IN STYLE AT THE TIME. TRANSITIONS FROM GERMAN SHEPHERD, TO DOBERMAN PINCHER, TO PIT BULL WITH NO STURDY COMPANIONSHIP. NO ONE EVER APPRECIATES A "LASSIE" UNTIL IT'S TIME TO CALL FOR HELP. BY THAT TIME....IT COULD BE FAR TOO LATE!

BOW WOW LADIES



NOTE
- ANY DOG THAT HAS HAD THE PROPER TRAINING WILL/CAN BE AN EXCEPTION.


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